The Dealer Doesn't Want You to Lose. The Dealer Wants to Go Home. — Dealer Tee

Front print: THE DEALER DOESN'T WANT YOU TO LOSE.
Back print: THE DEALER WANTS TO GO HOME.

Every player thinks the dealer is rooting against them. The dealer is thinking about the break schedule, their feet, and whether the relief is running late again.

Unisex fit. Runs true to standard unisex sizing.